"Just tell them you come from France"

Tired of making Chia-'Hos every time I brushed my hair, tired of my hair blowing through the wind (instead of the wind blowing through my hair), CrackHo, on the advice of Chris at EnVy Salon in Roswell (go there, he will make you beautiful and happy), decided it was time to go retro as Beldar Conehead. Control what you can, baby!!

My wonderful hairdresser Chris, advisor, part-time therapist and soon-to-be famous star in the movie about the Cheating Bastard (playing himself the Fabulous Hairdresser, not the C.B.), stars in the pix below. He "got rid of a symptom" of cancer: that is, I don't make no more Chia-'Hos everytime I brush my hair. We celebrated with a touch of prosecco and some tears and a lot of laughter! Thank you, Chris!

Beldar & Ma Conehead

ChChChCh CHIA Pet!

CrackHo always secretly wanted a Chia Pet but was too embarassed to ever put it on her Christmas List. (OK OK now I will get 2,743 Chia Pets this Christmas but that's OK...I'll donate them to Toys for Sinnergirls Tots).

Little did CH know that she herself would become the Mother of All Chia Pets:

Chia-'Ho

watch how it grows from day 1 to day 2 to day 3!!

No kidding: the Chia-'Ho on the far left is AM hairbrush 8/12; the middle one is AM hairbrush 8/13; the far right Chia-'Ho is AM hairbrush 8/14. Any wonder the Sinnergirls Wigged Out with Miss Jennifer 8/15?

TMI? Sorry. But look at the Tourists we got here at the CrackShack! Sinnergirls got the 2008 Audubon Award for the Best Double-Processed Nest Color in a Neutral Beige with Zero Warmth But No Ageing Ash-y Tones (The Chris C./Envy Salon Award in case you want to order this color for your Chia-'Ho)