Hell, We're ALL Mad! (But 'Ho Loves ya!)

CrackHo here to give y'all a little shout out and some encouragement in these Dark Days, and I don't mean cancer-dark. I keep telling folks I'm in recession...aren't we all!

My attorney laughed out loud today for the first time in 2 years (yeah, 'Ho believes in long-term relationships, even with her lawyers) when I described my Post-Divorce Asset Transfer technique, here seen for the first time on video.

Thanks for sticking it out (uh well you know what I mean) and coming back for more!

Insurance Claims: How to File for Wig Coverage (So to Speak)

CrackHo is rapidly discovering that part of this cancer adventure is learning how to partner with one's medical insurance provider. In the interest of public service, CrackHo and the other Sinnergirls have prepared two short training videos to help guide cancer patients through the arduous process of filing a claim for wig payment through their medical insurance carrier.


Video 1: For PPO's (rated PG-13 for violence and out-of-pocket thresholds)

Video 2: For HMO's (rated R for language and violence and hidden deductibles)

Git Wiggy Wit' It

If CrackHo ever decided to have multiple personalities ---- and on some days it seems like a good idea ---- she would go see Miss Jennifer the Wig Queen. Watch the transformation from Elivra Mistress of the Dark to Cancer Patient to "Linda" (again)...

And don'cha just love all the euphemisms! My hair is not falling out by the roots in large disgusting handsfull...it is Releasing (undergoing Release) (sounds like a treatment you'd pay a fortune for at a day spa).

So is cancer not cancer but "Overachieving Cells"? You don't have various gastric dramas after chemo; you "Decline Food-Based Input." You don't go beserk on steroids; you "Get in Touch with Your Inner Felon." You don't lose your ability to string two thoughts together; you "Engage in Unstructured Communication." I could go on. And I might. If I could remember where I was going with all this...

BTW a Big Shout Out and Air Hug to Nurse Extraordinaire Ashley for stopping in for a quick DX yesterday and chat with the Sinnergirls in the wig-wam. We know you're out there!! Someday you too can have your very own username!!

Wig-A-Palooza

It's a big day for the Sinnergirls, but for C'Ho in particular. We're beginning the search for supplemental hair, better known as W-I-Gs. (Not to be confused with M-I-Gs that are weapons of limited, but effective destruction...though if C-Ho gets the right kind of WIG and launches it at someone, it could become a MIG....heavens, I need more coffee).

Anyhoo! Check back tonight (that be Friday) for videos and ruminations on what promises to be a most intellesting day.

Toodles.
M-Barbie