We try to ask only the most important questions...

Of the many questions we posited to Doc Hen a week or so ago were such pressing queries as:

• Can Crack Ho clean out the kitty litter box while infusing? (answer: yes, w/gloves)
  
• Can Crack Ho continue to cycle? (answer: yeah, baby cuz you look hot in those bike shorts)
  
• Is caffeine ok during treatment? (answer: in small quantities) What about wine? (answer: in small quantities and only if you can suck it up through your port...which we've since learned C-Ho is very talented at doing.)
  
• Can I continue to paddle on the river? (answer: yes. But by this time, Doc Hen was looking a little dazed)
  

Turns out we left out a critical question, but Crack Ho axed Hen today: Can I get my nails done?

Without even blinking, Hen said "Yes! And I like them blue shooz!"
He's a keeper!