Thursday, August 7, 2008

'Ho on the Road




Hey Y'all:


Greetings from the Windy City, where CrackHo is ensconsed this week with her peeps the fine ***unnamed newly titled professionals*** of the ***really fine organization which can't be associated with this blog for reasons that should be apparent to all***.

First, a fashion update from last weekend as Mother o'CrackHo put together a new look for the Crackster as I prepared for a Social Engagement. A new visual for ChemoHair. A big shout-out to Diddy for filming and not hitting the "erase" button.
CrackHo is staying at the Hyatt at Hamburger University (yes, the Golden Arches type burger), which is decorated with all manner of Golden Arches memorabilia. Between 4-hour naps, lo and behold, I discovered just outside the CrackHo room at Hamburger University, the following Tribute and Reminder that Ho-ness is not confined to any One Location. Apologies for not editing...but what the heck does McDonald's mean by "Ho Scale"?


6 comments:

Malibu Barbie said...

C-Ho, you are most fortunate that mom-of-c'ho did not decide your bangs needed trimming...

DFFF said...

I love the picture of you with your hair teased up. You remind me of Patsy from the BBC Comedy Absolutely Fabulous - oh, wait - you may even act like her bit...

Black Canary Barbie said...

New name for your nest:
Crack's Hair Shack
"Teasin be our business"!!
Can't wait to have you back in Malibu aka Atlanta with the rest of us Barbies. I've missed you tremendously and look forward to our Sunday pm pre-infusion suite appointment in your Barbie dreamhouse. air hugs BCB

Black Canary Barbie said...

Black Canary Barbie back so quickly...in response to your question about Ho scale:
HO scale is the scale at which a structure or person can be judged on flair, style and general ho-e-ness= HO scale.
I believe that this particular McDonalds would be rated only a 2 out of 1-10 in the HO scale. Your hairstyle,however, would be rated a 9. Hope this helps!
PS another tag line for our sinnergirl merchandise don't you think: How be your HO scale?

susangray aka sugarpeanut said...

Joni I love your new do Let your mother know she did a great job I guess the only other person I have seen with that kind of do was Phyllis Diller
Susan

robin said...

Crack is mos' def' a 10 on the Ho Scale!